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Thursday 19th

Just watched The Jerk starring Steve Martin. I now know the difference between shit and shinola. It’s a shoe wax just so you know. But go watch the movie anyway. Improving on the health front. Going home tomorrow.

St. Patrick’s Day – The 17th

St. Patrick’s. Or St. Pat’s. Or even Paddy’s day is acceptable. But so help you if you call it St. Patty’s. Because Patty is a girls name, an abbreviated version of Patricia, also a girl’s name. That bugs the shit out of me every year. So...

The Eve of St. Patrick

T’was the night before St. Pat’s and all through the house, everyone was stirring, all a bit soused. With pringles and pretzels, whiskey and wine, All made merry, all were … a tad plastered and some fella spiked his own drink with LSD while we were...

Slothful Sunday

Ah there we are. Rounding out a week of pointlessly titled days, just to add some variance to this project. Hope you all had a good weekend, Because mine was alright despite being sick. St. Patrick’s started last night you know. Hope you’re all...

Saturday Showdown

…which involved no fighting, but some drinking. The reason I haven’t updated these last few days (It’s now the night of Thursday 19th) is because of both illness and the drinking associated with St. Patrick’s day, and the surrounding weekends...