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Friday 20th

Friday morning, everything was fine. Cough was all but gone, took a nice picture in the sunlight coming through my window. Saddled up all my laundry because our dryer is busted, paid the electricity bill, which to my surprise was surprisingly low. 54 euros for 2...

Thursday 19th

Just watched The Jerk starring Steve Martin. I now know the difference between shit and shinola. It’s a shoe wax just so you know. But go watch the movie anyway. Improving on the health front. Going home tomorrow.

St. Patrick’s Day – The 17th

St. Patrick’s. Or St. Pat’s. Or even Paddy’s day is acceptable. But so help you if you call it St. Patty’s. Because Patty is a girls name, an abbreviated version of Patricia, also a girl’s name. That bugs the shit out of me every year. So...

The Eve of St. Patrick

T’was the night before St. Pat’s and all through the house, everyone was stirring, all a bit soused. With pringles and pretzels, whiskey and wine, All made merry, all were … a tad plastered and some fella spiked his own drink with LSD while we were...