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Thickness Thursday

This has nothing to do with being thick, but I have a cold so I’m having trouble with my s’s. Bed… all day. Very ill. Send an attractive Danish nurse.

February 5th

Snow. I was standing looking out the window, listening to classical music, and Sinead walked down the stairs shortly after waking up. Apparently I looked very epic. Like some General pondering the beauty of nature amidst all this killing… Tune in tomorrow folks,...

# Happy Birthday To Me #

Hello there Internet. On this day in the year 1988 I was born. And in the intervening years I’ve essentially learned how to walk upright, how to communicate on at least a basic level, and how to drink myself into a walking-coma state while still giggling. ...