Hello there Internet. On this day in the year 1988 I was born. And in the intervening years I’ve essentially learned how to walk upright, how to communicate on at least a basic level, and how to drink myself into a walking-coma state while still giggling.
Apparently I’m a big boy now, and I’ll be joining the real world soon. What with moving out of my parents place and looking for a job. So I’ll cinch up my bindle and be off! …But first it’s my birthday, so I’m going to drink this Newcastle Brown Ale and listen to this here Bjork CD I got.
A toast… to enforced growing up.