Flying car off to Timbuktu
Oh you are going to love this one. I know I do. A FLYLING FUCKING CAR is setting off from London to Timbuktu in Africa. Some complete nutter decided to build himself a flying car. And it works so, naturally, he's flying to Timbuktu to prove his point. This is a...
January 16th – Moving Day 1
Rushing around, packing shit up. Getting together some essentials to take with me for tonight. Then I move the bulk of my stuff tomorrow. Oy... It's gonna be a long weekend up on Long Lane. Might be incommunicado for a while. I'll update whenever I can. Don't break...
Day before moving day(s)
Hello there. I'm moving tomorrow, and Saturday. So here's today's stressed out packing picture. I may be offline for up to two weeks. I'll keep taking the 365 pictures, but I may have to post them in bulk. Wish me luck. Fuck me... I'm going to need it.
If you happen to have a few hundred dollars lying around…
Feel absolutely free to buy this for me. No pressure or anything, just mentioning it in an off-hand sort of way. Isn't it just fantastic? Picture me riding around Letterkenny on that, wearing a top hat and tailcoat. Help make the world a weirder place. I'm performing...
January 14th – Dole Day
I signed on again today. This is four months now, and I'm not in the least bit happy about it. Damn the man and his precious FILTHY money. But I need cigarettes and alcohol, so it'll have to do. I can never get the blood of the proliteriat off the damn 20's though....
Alright, I’ll hold my hands up
I missed the picture for the 13th, so what I'm going to do is post a funny, ridiculous or embarrassing picture from my past. So I'm going to show you this picture, and back date it to show up on the 13th. Back when I had longer hair.... I'll be sure to post today's...
I’m so angry I’m going to swallow my own face
Alright. So things have been good, things have been bad, let's leave it at that. My internet went haywire and the service provided turned off our connection, because we were over using our "always on" broadband. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. Anyway. Fashion week has...
Catastrophic technical failure
Greetings followers, the mad carpenter here, trying to contact the internet via a telegram and morse code. *Di-di-di-di-dii-di-di-dii-dii-dii* My connection has completely asploded and it could be between 5 and 14 days to get back on a broadband connection. So for now...
Disconnected
The Mad Carpenter has lost his internet connection but should be back online tomorrow. He continues to take pictures and when he returns, he will post the missing pics from the 365 Project.
Fashion week, day 2
Hello there my faithful followers, and I'm glad to say that your numbers are swelling every day. *Pinches cheek* Look how big you're getting! Enough of that. Today - Suit. As you can see, when I wear a suit, I don't half-ass it. This is my graduation suit with the...
The Mario Cube: Phase 2
Welcome to the second installment of the Mario Cube project. When I last updated youse, the box was a mere skeleton. But now, the box is covered in skin, the hinges are installed, and the construction phase of the box is done. All that's left to do is to phase 3 -...
The Mad Carpenter does Fashion Week
Hello there internet. Now, if you've been keeping up, I've been doing a 365 project, wherein I take a picture a day and post it here. If you'd be looking at the pictures, you'd realize that for the last 8 days, I've been wearing the same plaid shirt. Which seems...